Haiku 345

Posted: under Daily Haiku, Kelly's Haiku.
Tags: , , December 11th, 2009

by Kelly

by Kelly

He’s annoying me,

claiming he’s a feminist,

as I ball his socks.



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8 Comments »

  • 1

    ROFL! Thanks for the morning chuckle, Kelly!

    Comment by Gisele — December 11, 2009 @ 4:39 am

  • 2

    - males -

    little boys so dear-

    grown-up mens’ housework genes are

    often atrophied..

    Comment by johanna — December 11, 2009 @ 5:23 am

  • 3

    Balling socks! What a great image! I think this is my favorite in our theme of “why don’t our husbands do more houswork?” haiku.

    And Johanna, I like your psychological explanation of this phenomenon!

    Comment by Alison — December 11, 2009 @ 7:04 am

  • 4

    And the worst part is that a few years back Hubby himself came up with a plan to always be the sock baller.

    I usually fold laundry with the TV on and the TV always sucks Hubby in. So I’d be folding and he’d be sitting there right next to me, doing nothing but watching me fold and whatever was on TV. I eventually threw a huge mountain of socks in front of him and told him to get busy.

    He decided that balling socks was easy to do and declared that he would be my sock baller as his contribution toward clean laundry. I even would save the sock pile for him if he wasn’t around and he’d do it!

    But this year, I don’t know what’s going on. He’d lost all interest in balling socks and I was sitting there doing it, and he was watching me, and I said, “isn’t this your job?”

    And he launched into this speech about how he’s balled so many socks in the past two years that obviously this proves he’s a very feminist husband, much more so than any of the other men he knows, and since he’s proved this, he doesn’t have to ball socks anymore!

    Comment by Kelly — December 11, 2009 @ 8:15 am

  • 5

    Ha ha. Love this one.

    Comment by Leslie — December 11, 2009 @ 5:00 pm

  • 6

    this one made me smile :)

    Comment by Gillena Cox — December 12, 2009 @ 12:48 am

  • 7

    Love the irony in this!

    Comment by Bonnie — December 13, 2009 @ 3:44 am

  • 8

    Thanks y’all!

    Comment by Kelly — December 15, 2009 @ 8:04 am

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